Where's The Rewind Button?

I'm actually one of the funniest people I know. Except for every other person I've ever met. Period(.)

officialunitedstates:

they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now.  3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels

(via officialunitedstates)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via pizza)

ugly:

i hate when people try to shake my hand when they meet me like no we are hugging there is no other option

(via lindsaylohoean)

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen
http://youcancallme-queen-k.tumblr.com/post/83024496654/bogleech-hitlervevo-my-social-studies

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

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