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amoyed:

cameron dallas may be a shit person but I’d still bathe in his cum

Full Moon Dates for 2014

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

(Source: silverwitch, via spoken-not-written)

jesusinc:

codejoker:

jesusinc:

6 pics of me :))

Were you high?

i was 11 years old

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pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

(Source: littlemoretouchmearchive, via youcancallme-queen-k)

thesuperwholockianbronyblog:

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

SHIT OH NOES

(Source: sexhaver, via spoken-not-written)

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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

(via youcancallme-queen-k)

theleaderofthelostboys:

Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

(Source: theamazingspiderboy, via youcancallme-queen-k)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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